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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[Yuh Think?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking
things a bit far!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin'
lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope
For Peace
[I can see where it
might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[Really!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would
have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they
fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[No Comment!]
Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre
all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Maybe they could start a Basketball Team!]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that right?]

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